Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for March 19, 2024

My FIL & MIL got married on the 4th of July………………

I got divorced on my birthday. Annual day to celebrate my new freedom.

Okay … so … now … when is my birthday again?

We got married on Christmas night. Was supposed to be during the late afternoon but we had to wait for the pianist.

And she’ll have one less gift to buy.

One of Maude Finley’s earlier husbands did that. She could only stand him for eight months.

I’m sure a few reminders ahead of time would do it…or not! LOL

My husband would forget all important dates, including his own birthday.

My sister got married December 31st. Her new husband said he wanted the extra dependent for income taxes.

My mom and stepdad did just that so stepdad only had one date to remember.

It won’t work, Mother Goose, he’ll still forget both his birthday and your anniversary either way.

Great idea! Wish I thought of it! I’m so forgetful . . .

That’s a fine idea. I don’t think sometimes

The protagonist of “Seven Chances” got married on his birthday, but not for that reason.

That’s pretty clever. So were Yakety Sax’s in-laws.