Close to Home by John McPherson for April 17, 2024

But the other passengers will pay a lot more to keep you clothed.

sad to say it is nearly coming to that

The simple solution to all of the TSA bs at the airport would be to have everyone fly in the nude.

Dweeb thinks it is hilarious…

Also, a charge for being overweight and-or ugly! (I know it’s not where a “-” goes, but YOU try using a backslash on this site!)

If I fly naked, you owe me!

Ryanair’s next marketing initiative

Allegiant Airlines

Not sure me would want to fly in just my diaper. Even though lived with them for whole life, to where not care who knows or sees them, it’d still more likely turn me red if had to fly in just them.

Looks like our friend Bleeb is going to have a fun day behind the counter.

Chris Knight: The only thing I can’t figure out is how to keep the change in my pocket. I’ve got it, nudity.

Some airlines might look for a different way to deal with passengers who overdress. For example, keeping the cabin temperature at 87°

So goes my plan to wear all my clothes (several layers) instead of packing them in a suitcase.

That sign should say Frontier or Spirit. The tickets might be cheaper, but they nickel and dime you to death!

They’ll let passengers on in their underwear, but they won’t let my Emotional Support Aardvark on?

What’s up with that!!??

Solution: Send a package with disposable clothes to your intended destination.

The way I’ve seen people dress for a plane ride, they’d go in undergarments if they could.

They charge you for being clad now? Really? What next?

Okay, I fail to see the humor in this comic or is it supposed to be a perfect depiction of the way Air Lines operate these days?

Totally nude, fly free!

Yet another reason for not flying commercial.

And if you’re overweight, even an ounce, forget it. You have to buy two seats.

You know they’re nickel-and diming you (well, more than that) when you see a pressure sensor on your seat.

DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!

More like SHYSTER’S AIRLINES…

Don’t give them ideas!

He picked a bad day to go commando.

“Zenith” or “Nadir..?”

Well that fixes the wearing 4 sets of clothes to save baggage / carry on expenses. They thought of everything!

Ha! On the bright side getting through customs may be a little quicker.

And $150 if you don’t want the extraordinarily large, stinky guy to sit next to you.

Bleeb can’t believe what he’s seeing.

Gives a new meaning to the term “air strip.”

I used to love to fly, but it’s turned into such a cluster-f—- now that I dread the convenience. Had my pants drop once when I was asked to take off my belt, I had nothing left to hide.

Coming soon to an airline near you….

I’d pay extra for those two to put on some clothes.

“On the bright side, our inflight movie is rocky horror picture show”

I was very sad when I realized my vertigo meant no more travel, but the more I hear about flying these days, the less sad I get. If I do decide to travel, I will probably go by train. At least my local trains allow therapy dogs to be with the owner / handler and not in a crate elsewhere. I don’t know if that is true country-wide. I really haven’t tested out a train yet other than the subway in DC. I was able to tolerate that but wasn’t on it all that long.

I have no issue with only wearing underwear on the flight. Sign me up!