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I had childhood nightmares after seeing the original Godzilla on TV. I dreamed that it was 300 ft tall, and could see me from miles away and would come after me unless I hid in closed spaces like attics or root cellars. If I have a flashback tonight… Hoo boy! Are you gonna get it!
Meet the Onion family – (kind of a strange surname, but that’s the way it is)
The mother, father and daughter are out for a walk. They get to the streetlight at an intersection and as the walk sign lights up, they begin to cross but a careless driver catches the daughter onion and she rolls to the side of the road, horribly injured.
She is rushed to the hospital and after a few hours the doctor comes to the waiting room to speak to the parents: “Sir, ma’am, I have good news and bad news.”
“Okay, give it to us Doc, we want to know how she’s doing.” they asked
“Well,” says the doctor, “the good news is your daughter is going to live.”
The parents feel a huge relief, then ask for the bad news.
“The bad news is, she’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of her life.”
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I know it is most SAD, but I can’t go into it deeper without it bringing tears to your eyes !!
flashdrive1988 about 7 hours ago
Currently there are 39,000,000 people in Tokyo, according to Wikipedia.
Bilan about 7 hours ago
… AND Godzilla must destroy buildings in Tokyo for no obvious reason.
The Duke about 6 hours ago
Go, go, go Godzilla!
jonnytest about 6 hours ago
I had childhood nightmares after seeing the original Godzilla on TV. I dreamed that it was 300 ft tall, and could see me from miles away and would come after me unless I hid in closed spaces like attics or root cellars. If I have a flashback tonight… Hoo boy! Are you gonna get it!
Freebyrd1 about 6 hours ago
I’d like to know who writes the rules about godzilla and who enforces them!?
kendavis09 about 6 hours ago
Speaking of onions, where can I find Walla Walla Sweet Onions?
Zykoic about 5 hours ago
All humor lost because so many pop ups.I am thinking of boycotting all advertisers.
Pickled Pete about 5 hours ago
Meet the Onion family – (kind of a strange surname, but that’s the way it is)
The mother, father and daughter are out for a walk. They get to the streetlight at an intersection and as the walk sign lights up, they begin to cross but a careless driver catches the daughter onion and she rolls to the side of the road, horribly injured.
She is rushed to the hospital and after a few hours the doctor comes to the waiting room to speak to the parents: “Sir, ma’am, I have good news and bad news.”
“Okay, give it to us Doc, we want to know how she’s doing.” they asked
“Well,” says the doctor, “the good news is your daughter is going to live.”
The parents feel a huge relief, then ask for the bad news.
“The bad news is, she’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of her life.”
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I know it is most SAD, but I can’t go into it deeper without it bringing tears to your eyes !!
Huckleberry Muhammad Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Well, sort of.
Number Slx 20 minutes ago
Ripley really knows his onions today!