The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 27, 2025

I’m so low, I could win literally every limbo contest.

I’m so low I can’t even find the bottom rung of the ladder. LOL.

10 more months to go and all signs point downward for 2025. And 2026 even worse. Maybe Jesus will come.

Or we can hold out to Nov. ’26 and vote the Repubs out of office.

I’m so low, I’m lower that whale doodoo.

He knows Mother Gargle is staying through the weekend.

He has the start of a great country song

Well, I’ve been down so G__d___ long/That it looks like up to me — The Doors

Is a little down from a small duck?

I know that feeling

thrill is gone…

I’m so low, a centipede doesn’t have to worry about clearance to pass over me.

I had a friend at work who used to say that he would have to get better to die.

I like the “I’m or that person is so low they have to parachute under a rock to touch bottom”.