An elderly gentleman is visiting the doctor for his annual physical examination. His wife accompanies him to help explain and remember things. The doctor finishes his exam and says, “Mr. Johnson, you are in pretty good shape for a man your age. Before you go, I would like you to give samples of your blood, urine and stool for testing”. Mr. Johnson asks his wife, “What’d he say”? His wife responds, “He says he needs your shorts”!
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
We smell shirt, jeans, anything but shorts, to see if we can wear them. You have to draw the elastic line someplace.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
If ye wonder if something be still okay to wear, it be not.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Hee hee!
strat03 about 14 years ago
Really??? Look for the yellow stain!
tr.phipps about 14 years ago
An elderly gentleman is visiting the doctor for his annual physical examination. His wife accompanies him to help explain and remember things. The doctor finishes his exam and says, “Mr. Johnson, you are in pretty good shape for a man your age. Before you go, I would like you to give samples of your blood, urine and stool for testing”. Mr. Johnson asks his wife, “What’d he say”? His wife responds, “He says he needs your shorts”!
Dana Kuhar Premium Member about 14 years ago
You know how to keep a fish from smelling?
Cut off its nose!