Ted Rall for April 23, 2009
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Transcript:
Guard: 181... 182... Prisoner: I'm growing gills. Doctor: Look: Still snotty. Prisoner: Your stupid H2O tricks impress me not. Doctor: We've fried his brain! He's useless! Prisoner: I killed Marilyn Monroe with Jackie Mason's car bomb! Doctor: Finding the right balance requires calculations of body mass, experience, and a stack of legal opinions. Prisoner: A graf zeppelin is headed toward Maine! In March 2003, the CIA waterboarded one man 183 times. These things are very scientific-like. 182 times wouldn't have been enough to make him crack. But 184 times would have been too many. Your government: keeping you safe using nothing but the latest in advanced interrogation technology.
