Ted Rall for February 08, 2012
February 06, 2012
February 10, 2012
Transcript:
Noonan's True value sells high-quality hardware supplies to the residents of Springfield, Illinois. Now they're branching out. (Woman: Everyone has drones. The CIA, the state dept. Wendy's. Now we're patrolling the skies over central Illinois.) Cashier Barb says UAVs have become an absolute necessity. (Woman: It's for security. A wal-mart predator took out Bob. Now no one knows Jack about nails or screws!) Locals resent having to hold their wedding receptions underground. (Man: My last two fiancees totally got hellfired. Stupid Noonan's!) Meanwhile, drones proliferate. (Man: Death from a few inches above, Barb!) (Woman: Civil War?! You're dead, Ken!)
