That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 24, 2012

" Can you guess where I’m going to shove this apple if you don’t get your hands off of me right now?"

It’s right there, in oil paint. Bet he didn’t even have to pay Adam to hold that pose.

Not now….God’s watching.

She asked for it. Look at the provocative way she dresses around the office.

As pointed out by Deitrich on the TV show “Barney Miller”, the world’s oldest profession is actually begging.

Where’s the rest of Adam’s R foot?

An apple a day. . ..

bow chicka wow wow

The guy’s face looks incredibly modern for something dated sixteenth cantury.

He’d rather have her melons.

Is she wearing silk? No, it’s felt.

…what is she holding onto,exactly?only after they crunched on the apple did they notice they were naked and Clearence Clemons gave Eve the child baring experience.

…It can be deduced that Adam & Eve before the break were more like Adam and Steve….same parts…no shame.

..it is only in our un-holy state that sex matters…

“Apples shmapples, I want me some melons!”

Click-to-enlarge image available from here (last View All Sizes choice). Different coloration click-to-isolate image appeared abril 23, 2008 in this seemingly-never-gets-to-the-end online collection of paintings.Adam and Eve painting discussed here (in the Allegoric themes instead of the Religious themes section of @Baslim the begger‘s site, seemed odd to me). Detail image available from here. Painting also discussed in the book excerpts published here and below the image (click the More information …) in its current-location webpage. Wikipedia collection of images for this artist (paintings webpage).So far, 5 works by this artist have appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

Can anyone else see that the guy in front has an adam’s apple?

First guffaw of the day!

is that his thumb?

Hmmm . . .This brings a particular song by Silk to mind.

Back then, sexual harassment wasn’t a crime. He could have his way with her and then pay her father to marry her. And since she came from his rib, I’m guessing that means he’d just pay himself. Does that mean Adam was a prostitute?

I would say she trimmed but not shaved.

Hey, when you’re married, it’s ALL good in God’s eyes. ;-)

Boy, all you have to do is offer her something to eat and she’ll do anything for you!

Here is another work by this artist.