Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 19, 2009

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    pksampso  almost 15 years ago

    I’ve always wished that Osama had had student loans. THOSE people would have been able to find him!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 15 years ago

    …then I’ll take my huge bonus home”

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    We could use a new intern to do our drudge work, can you loan us a student?

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Steven Wright:

    “I got on an elevator with my friend Jake, and he asked me ‘Where would you like to go?’ I said ‘How about the desert?’, so Jake pressed the button marked ‘Desert’. The doors closed, and when they opened again a tumbleweed blew in. I said to Jake ‘You’re the kind of guy I like to hang out with.’

    “Jake and I set out through the trackless waste, and after a few hours we saw a man in a suit walking towards us. When he got to us he said to me ‘I’m from the bank, and I want to talk about that $20,000 we gave you to go to college.’ I said ‘I gave it to my friend Jake here, who used it to build a small thermonuclear device. And he’d really appreciate it if you stopped calling me.’”

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    small enough to fit in a bank deposit envelope maybe?

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Not an envelope, but maybe one of those plastic tubes at the drive-thru.

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    fritzoid:

    Please don’t tell me you’re dropping acid alone. I hope Jake is a real person.

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    You’d have to ask Steven Wright. It’s his story, not mine.

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    Ushindi  almost 15 years ago

    You have to understand, people, fritzoid lives in San Francisco. And he’s mean to Howdy Doty, BTW.

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I don’t need acid. I’m high on life (with regular supplements of Guinness).

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