Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 15, 2014

Transcript:

"So, we're done with superheroes and on to pirates, are we?" "No, this is my secret identity." "I'm Rex Mathers, shift manager for a Long John Silver's franchise. I figure it's cool being a superhero and all, but I like being a pirate, too. So why not choose a day job that'll allow me to fulfill both dreams." "I'm pretty sure Long John Silver's employees don't get to dress in full pirate regalia anymore." "They don't?" "You think a bank might let a teller dress like this?" "Depends. Does the bank deal only in treasure?"