Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 04, 2020

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"RAHHHHH!!!" CHSH FWING SPLUT FWING FLRF "Ha, you should've seen the look on your faces. Priceless." "I waited outside all night for the new falling snow to blanket me and then I waited all morning and early afternoon for you guys to sit by the tree like you are now. And I know technically my surprise would have been better if my tendons were not frozen and I'd actually hit you with the snowballs I just threw..." "...But that look was priceless. And by priceless I mean however much it'll costs for the doctors to attach pig toes where mine used to be." "Pigs have hooves." "Priceless."