CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for April 16, 2015

Everybody’s burned up about it.

Somehow it reminds me of this old old quote…

Oscar Wilde: ‘Do you mind if I smoke?’ Sarah Bernhardt: ‘I don’t care if you burn.’Of course, Bob would never ask permission.

The neighbors suspect Bob of worshiping Moloch, but no, it’s just Bob.

If it puts out that much noxious smoke, the smoker should have a chimney pipe coming out of its mouth shaped like a cigar. It holding a quart can of lager would fit right in, too.

Whoa!