Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 07, 2008
December 06, 2008
December 08, 2008
Transcript:
Alice: Look, Petey! I've been cutting and gluing things from Christmas catalogs. By combining all my favorite toys, I've distilled my list for Santa into one Perfect Gift! See? It's a robot pony princess that unfolds into a tricycle with a drum kit attachment and a lightbulb for baking pie! Petey: You can't do that! You'll confuse Santa! His head will explode! Alice: WHAT? Petey: Children everywhere will hate if you make Santa's head explode. Alice: Okay, forget it! I guess Santa's not such a genius after all. Petey: And I'm sure he heard that. Alice: No! NO! I didn't mean it! Where's the microphone? Is this it? Santa is a genius! A GENIUS!
margueritem about 16 years ago
CYA, Alice.
kirbey about 16 years ago
I want that perfect gift too !
calvinandquestionmark about 16 years ago
Santa’s not buying it!
hobbes_roolz about 16 years ago
Heh… microphone.
DonVanni almost 15 years ago
Will there be an attachment that can turn the light bulb into a death ray?
fishbulb239 over 12 years ago
Patent that idea, kid – you’re sitting on the idea for the NEXT BIG THING!
Stellagal over 12 years ago
I remeber getting irked with the idea that Santa sees everything we do, even going to the bathroom.
Omniman over 3 years ago
I don’t know about Santa, but Alexa is always listening!