Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 29, 2009
Transcript:
Mom: Petey, are you going in the pool at all? Petey: No. Chlorine makes me itchy. Mom: Why don't you sit on a lounge chair then? Petey: They've got crud on them. Mom: It's not real crud. It just looks like crud. Petey: They put fake crud on chairs at this pool? Mom: In a minute, I'm going to chew my arm off. Petey: Hey! That's my move!
margueritem about 15 years ago
She out manuevered you, Petey!
GeeDee Premium Member about 15 years ago
And I thought I was neurotic.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Now what do you do Petey?
mrsullenbeauty about 15 years ago
Make Petey the lifeguard.
bald about 15 years ago
Jo Jo: as a life guard petey might actually have to go in the pool and he’s sink with all those clothes on, some beaches i,ve seen now have game rooms and wi-fi areas so people can say they went to the pool without actually going to the pool
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Imagine the length of his fingernails by the time he’s a teenager.
Ushindi about 15 years ago
One little-known fact about this family is that Howard Hughes was Petey’s great, great grandfather. I wouldn’t lie.
kimberphi about 15 years ago
I imagined Petey would be coming out of his skin at the pool, imaginary crud or not.
at least mom had sense enough for everyone to wear their suits to the pool… otherwise they’d be using the changing rooms!
mrsullenbeauty about 15 years ago
Good catch, openminded! The little details are some of the biggest pleasures.
Rhubarbed about 15 years ago
My house is full of fake crud!