Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 26, 2011
December 25, 2011
December 27, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Oh boy! Cookies! Mom: Grandma made these and sent them over. Mom: They're a little chewy. Petey: They're not so much chewy as inedible. Petey: They're from the same food group as fruitcake. Mom: Petey! Grandma put a lot of love into these. Petey: Also alot of molasses glue and road tar. Alice: Ooh! Can I have one?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Mmmm, road tar, my favorite…
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Mention library paste and Dill will be all over them.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
I think he’ll settle for glue.
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Guaranteed to stick to your ribs, among other places.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
and probably some roadkill too.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think I’ll go along with Petey on this.
neatslob Premium Member almost 13 years ago
There’s no road kill in a fruitcake. A chunk of the road from under the kill, perhaps…
thesource almost 13 years ago
the leftover cookies can be used to fill potholes.
arson549 almost 13 years ago
That sounds really disgusting.
peconpie2 almost 13 years ago
I really get tired of all the “jokes” about fruit cake. I love fruit cake and have since I was a little kid (I’m 80 now). Also, I like chewy cookies. And of course, Pecan pie!
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Understatement. Petey’s mom knows of only one food he’ll eat, and it’s flavorless mush.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Petey, I fear, is casting aspersions on Grandma’s baking. I side with Alice, who knows enough about her brother to ignore his dire allegations. Alice wants to try one of the cookies, and I would also….
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
Please tell me you guys are kidding!
Darryl Heine almost 13 years ago
Post Christmas rerun week.