Alice: Here's the utility room and there's the Guinea Pig! Kevin: My utility room has a laundry chute! Voice: Ooh! Show us the laundry chute! Voice: Let's go see! Alice: So who wants to shoot laundry anyways? Mr. Danders: I have no idea.
Cleaning the house is so easy with a laundry chute—just throw everything that is cluttering up the place down the chute. The house looks great, and no one except you knows the difference.
margueritem about 12 years ago
Guys like laundry chutes.
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
Pull!
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
Ah, the classic homonym pun.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
I blame short attention spans, Alice. Anyway, wouldn’t it be the laundry doing the shooting, not the other way around?
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 12 years ago
It might be hard to chute the bull though.
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
You might find out if you had to do the laundry, Alice.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
I like your dress Alice. It looks cool and comfortable.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
Skeet shooting is great, but sheet shooting? We used them as targets in Germany with 155mm for direct fire.
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
This may be the first pun I’ve ever seen in CdS.
Darryl Heine about 12 years ago
Now it’s week 4 of 2008 rerun mode
Drewdove about 12 years ago
In Huntington Beach CA we had a dumb waiter aka a laundry chute on the delicate setting.
scrabblefiend about 12 years ago
Cleaning the house is so easy with a laundry chute—just throw everything that is cluttering up the place down the chute. The house looks great, and no one except you knows the difference.
water_moon about 12 years ago
I was scared to death of falling down the laundry chute in my grandparent’s house, maybe if it hadn’t been in the floor it would have been so bad.