Alice: Beni! You did get a new hammer! Beni: My mom gave it to me. Watch what it does. Alice: Is it a clown hammer? Alice: Is it a clown hammer? BeniL Who wants to fix clowns? Dill: Well, not as a career.
I feel Benis frustration. I actually had one of those squeaky-toy hammers as a prop for a play I was in (a 1930’s German Expressionist play, and no, we didn’t choose it, it was thrust upon us by the theatre faculty). One night things were going just fine (considering it was an Expressionist play) when the head flew off the hammer. The set carpenter glued it back on, but I had to back off on the hammering. It just wasn’t as much fun any more.
margueritem over 11 years ago
That was never my fondest desire in life…
Linux0s over 11 years ago
And what kid hasn’t said "I’m gonna fix those clowns… "
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
A responsible clown would get a vasectomy.
barbara chaffin Premium Member over 11 years ago
i just love this strip the clothing the faces all of it i wish he could resume new ones,…..
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Dill understands the difference between a job and a career. Why are clowns?
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’d love to fix a clown so that he’d never bother anyone ever again.
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
Send in the clowns, Dill!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
dont bother, they’er already here…
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
I thought clowns were supposed to be broken…
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening, All over this clown,
baldhedjer over 11 years ago
I think everybody knows a clown who needs to be fixed!
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
If he fixes the clowns, how will they make more?
route66paul over 11 years ago
If we fix all the clowns, there will be none to bother our great grandchildren
uhohkid over 11 years ago
(cont)I’d hammer out slapstickI’d hammer out a red noseI’d hammer out greasepaint between my brothers and my sistersAll over this land
Five boys over 11 years ago
Comments funnier than cartoon!
harebell over 11 years ago
I feel Benis frustration. I actually had one of those squeaky-toy hammers as a prop for a play I was in (a 1930’s German Expressionist play, and no, we didn’t choose it, it was thrust upon us by the theatre faculty). One night things were going just fine (considering it was an Expressionist play) when the head flew off the hammer. The set carpenter glued it back on, but I had to back off on the hammering. It just wasn’t as much fun any more.
reynard61 over 11 years ago
Give a Beni a hammer and everything looks like a clown. (Or something like that…)