Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 11, 2014
Transcript:
Petey: Hey- what's that? Mom: We ran out of regular napkins. That's left over from your fourth birthday party! It's got Klanky Robot on it. You used to love him! We've got almost 500 of those left! Petey: But now I hate Klanky Robot! I can't stand to look at him! Petey: He' an assault on my dignity! A slap to my pride! Mom: PETEY. Petey: No! The very sight of Klanky Robot disgusts me profoundly! Petey: ARRRHRRRAHAGH! Mom: Petey! Don't you dare go chewing your arm off! You're too old for that! Beni: Your brother chewed his foot off? Alice: Well, he tried to. Dill: I like Klanky Robot! He taught me everything I know!
pumaman over 10 years ago
Mom, get some generic napkins and spare Petey the horror of Klanky.
pumaman over 10 years ago
Until you do, paper towels work just fine. Unless Petey has a phobia about them too
randayn over 10 years ago
Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!
unnormal over 10 years ago
Love the sound of the deflated ball!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Petey’s changing expressions (and color) are amazing, priceless! Poor Madeline! How does Mom cope with a Petey on the one hand and an Alice on the other? —Bless her and all mothers on this Mother’s Day….
DamnHappyChappy over 10 years ago
I like Dill the most, his lines are the ones that make me laught he most.
markbrowningmilner over 10 years ago
the sound of the ball landing is the palindrome of the sound of the ball being kicked – richard was/is soooooooo clever!
scyphi26 over 10 years ago
That soccer ball needs some more air, methinks.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 10 years ago
turn the napkin inside out. Presto! Problem solved.
Stellagal over 10 years ago
Almost 500 napkins left from a party four or five years ago (how old is Petey?). There must be tons of things to use them for other than waiting around in case you run out of regular napkins.
Stellagal over 10 years ago
Oh, and Happy Mother’s Day!
Peam Premium Member over 10 years ago
I played ‘deflated’ soccer with my grand-daughter this afternoon, and I can confirm that Richard mailed the sounds exactly. Oh master of the onomatopoeic palindrome, I salute you!
lemon868 over 10 years ago
yep, best sound effect words ever—wonder if Richard could make a living supplying those to other comic artists?
AngelMarieSings over 10 years ago
First world problems.
hamon over 10 years ago
Probably not intended by the author, but biting one’s arm like that is a very common reaction when people with various serious mental problems have a meltdown of sorts. You’d be surprised how many kids are walking around with scabs and marks on their arm right there once you’re familiar with it.