Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 28, 2014
May 27, 2014
May 29, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: What's this shoebox diorama, Petey? Petey: It's one of my few failures. Petey: I tried to depict the Big Bang using cotton balls, packing peanuts and sting, but I just couldn't do it. Beni: You should've used glitter. Dill: Really. Petey: THIRD-GRADERS DO NOT USE GLITTER.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
You’ve put it rather forcefully, Petey, but you are correct. There is a quantum difference between pre-schoolers (four-year-olds) and third graders (eight-year-olds).
StelBel over 10 years ago
Nonsense. When all else fails, glitter is the coup de grâce!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
glitter brings movement every time.
fuzzybritches over 10 years ago
big bang = glitter
nuff sed.
Ink blot Premium Member over 10 years ago
It seems that Petey is a string theorist (or, string, cotton, and styrofoam theorist).
neatslob Premium Member over 10 years ago
Third grade girls are happy to use glitter.
todyoung over 10 years ago
Right. ‘Big Bang’ was probably the most glitteramous ever!
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
That was your mistake Petey. You should have been using Penny, Leonard, Sheldon…
StelBel over 10 years ago
Thanks, everybody, for all your nice comments!