Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 24, 2016
Transcript:
Madeline: Grandma put big Shirley behind the gate, Alice, so don't worry. And take those fangs our of your mouth. Alice: Ha ha Big Shirley: Wuff Alice: BARK! Big Shirley: Yip. Grrhrr rwhr rhrr. Madeline: Alice, what is the matter? Alice: I took the plastic fangs out of my mouth and Big Shirley chewed them up!
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
shouldn’t have brought the fangs in the first place, Alice, then none of that wouldn’t have happened
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 8 years ago
Poor dog.
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Good. No more fangs.
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That’s not so bad. I was thinking Big Shirley would start wearing the fangs now.
einarbt almost 8 years ago
Flying teeth.
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
Well, that’s the way the fang teeth crumble, Alice…
JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Fang — wasn’t that Phyllis Diller’s husband?
Doublejake almost 8 years ago
Reminiscent of an old joke about a lady who complained to her dentist that every time she sneezed, her dentures would fly out, bounce around on the floor, and get all dirty. The dentist recommended a new, super-duper dental adhesive for her to try
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Now when she sneezes, they stick to the wall.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Maybe Alice will learn from this not to pick on poor Big Shirley, that long-suffering sweetheart of a dog….