Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 03, 2019

He couldn’t just say, “How do you like it up there?”

Well, at least you tried, Alice.

Alice is experiencing an expletive-wanted moment.

Dill is, once more, the voice of calm reason.

Trump Wee Step … made in China.

“PEE TEE!” [rapidly expanding view culminating in the Earth from space]

Who’s scarier – Angry Alice the Tiny Giant or Uh-Oh Baby?

FEE FI FO FUM! I smell the blood of a sticky little boy!

“Wee Step” kind of sounds like my dogs on their morning walk.

Is a “Wee Step” meant for bathroom use?

In the early 50’s, I had a little wooden step up thing. It had a picture of a merry-go-round painted on it and the verse, “Wash your hands and do it well, when you step on this carousel.” Rhymed, but made no sense, even at my age. The nonsense part is what makes me remember it even today, at 70.

So does Dill grow up to be Dilbert, and Alice grow up to be Alice the engineer in Dill/Dilbert’s office?

Thar she blows.Hurricane Alice ;)

Place it atop the manhole cover.

Don’t blame Petey, My Hero! It was bound to happen, sooner or later: Alice the Wee Giant will learn to read and to experience the frisson of embarrassment all by herself.

And, for goodness’ sake, hurry, Dill: run!