Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 09, 2015

Have you snapped?

Some days I snap…zip and even button.

I rip, tear and shred, and that’s just getting my jeans on.

I snap, crackle and pop….

and that’s just getting out of my chair.

And yes… moi aussi…JE SUIS CHARLIE!

Something that crosses political and international boundaries…I hope we are ALL willing and ready to be Charlie…. especially on a comics site.

SNAPPPPEEEEDFDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no..

An oven thermometer to verify the oven temperature and a digital probe with remote monitor will prevent this for $35.

I only snap peas.

No I have never snapped. I have polkaed, I have limboed, and I’ve even YMCAed. Is it anything like the mashed potato or the salsa?

Nope! I never snap! Could damage the firing pin! I always make sure the gun is loaded before I pull the trigger…

Second question:

Not much of anything these days, sadly!

Second question:How such a diverse group of people manage not to p—-each other off on a daily basis. (most of the time)We are nothing if not civilized.Well, before I wallow too deep, it’s time for wine!

Actually, that is the AMISH! I live amongst them, so I know. Mennonites around here dress like the English, but the colors are more drab and conservative, but with buttons, zippers, Velcro, etc.

That you could pay, or liquor up someone enough to go out in the snow in a bikini. Maybe they’ve all snapped?

See! It’s not even warm enough for them to be naked folk. I’m headed south thank you very much. :-D