Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 02, 2015

Hey, I’m 30 (31 in June)!

They? They who? I don’t hear any voices

@Bev@TonyThey say 70 is the new 50. Yes they do! You just hush!

Well, I haven’t heard anything…but if they’re saying things, they’d better say them to my face, and not behind my back!

@TonyWhat they say can’t be repeated on GoComics.

X … unless it’s in a comic.Some of them can say stuff we can’t.(But apparently, even they can’t show pictures of bunion massagers, as “Agnes” fans recently discovered.)

Most of what they say is behind my back.

Ha! Ha! Ha! If you believe that! I have a Bridge to sell you….

I ain’t sayin’ nuthin’.

I got you, babe?

I’ve tried telling myself that, but my bones know the truth!

If we didn’t have the pronoun ‘they’, would we actually have to name names??

What can you use a bunion massager for if you do not have bunions?.Oh wait! Nevermind…

One of our “babies” will be 40 in a couple of weeks. Also, the “babe” I married will be 66 in just a few days….Don’t tell her I said that!

Get off my danged lawn, ya’ hooligans.

Whatever they say about me, don’t believe it. (sigh; nobody is talking about me)