Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 28, 2016

Explain yourself.

I’m up way to late and my meds are kicking in.

Choose one…or, what the heck, choose as many as it takes:

⎕ The dog ate my homework.

⎕ The check is in the mail.⎕ Hey… I was just about to call you!

⎕ I didn’t do it on purpose!

⎕ I did it on purpose, cos I like it that way.⎕ I can’t help it; I was born this way.⎕ I can’t help it; I’m old.

In a word: “Curmudgeon”

His sample size was too small. Large chance of error.

Nope. Mission accomplished.

QOTD#2: I learned that cracking your knuckles as a child won’t make them obscenely big as an adult, nor will it cause arthritis.

2nd QOTD:

2nd QOTD:You mean this is the way my face naturally looks?!? I knew for sure this was just some weird face I made when I was younger that had stuck.

It appears his education is finally paying off…

What did you learn?

How much time do I have?

Susan: the last one always works for me.

I had a mother who was never at fault. Kinda hard to live with that…………..just sayin’

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What did you learn?

A lot of useless information mixed in with the useful info, I graduate from college next May.

I’m INNOCENT, I TELL YA’! INNOCENT! I don’t got "to ‘splain nuthin! NUTHIN’ YA HEAR????

Explain myself? I’m old enough to know what’s right and young enough not o choose it..What did I learn?That I’m never finished learning. The older I get the less I know and the harder it is to keep up. :-POh I also learned that I’m not that bad of a painter. Had a painting party at my SIL’s and it was fun. We traced the outlines onto canvas and painted. Took forever to get my Baby owls to not look like a cross between the Beatles and Elton John.