Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 28, 2016

I doubt the wizard of Oz can given give this lad a brain let alone common sense.

“Let me give you a simple example: Every time you fail to do your homework right, we will reduce your allowance.Progressively.”

The problem is, they have this conversation with each other, when they should be having it with Elliot.

As for what’s up…I am, intermittently…and my internet connection is the same…Trying to catch those moments when it and I are both awake.

The sky!

Same pile, different day. sup witchew?

Is it the killing time again?

I hire mine out.

Not mine. For sure.

Like – let’s see – killing the kid?

@Tonyme

@Tony“What’s up?”

We have a new daily visitor at our front yard fountain…I fear froggy, our visitor for the previous two years, may have had a close encounter with a lawn mower

Whose turn is it?

We never took turns; it was always a combined effort…

@Tony“What’s up?”A 2009 Pixar movie about a house being carried away by a bunch of balloons, that’s most memorable quote is “My master made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!”

“Whose turn is it?”Since I’m an only child, it’s always my turn to get killed.

@Tony I’m wondering why Elliot still has homework. Summer school?

@JPW It’s not my turn for sure.

QOTD #1I’ve been up most nights this week, went to bed early last nite, sure enough I woke up at 2:30 and didn’t fall back asleep until 5.QOTD #2It’s my turn to get a WHOLE nights sleep……..darn it.

You both are failing miserably, he’s still alive!

I use this…