Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 23, 2017

terrible comparison, boy

“Yes – you want to be force-fed.”

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Do you see?

See what???

I see… so?

Potty luck.

Ya know that cliff your friends all want to jump off of Elliot, go ahead and join them. You see where I am going with this?

@Tony:

Not until I put on my glasses…but I’m not putting you people on when I say it’s time for today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What wouldn’t you try?

An awful lot of what we think of as taste is really smell, and one can tell that squash smells awful without actually tasting it. But, apply rigorous methodology—go ahead and taste it. You’ll prove beyond doubt: it tastes awful, too.

I put my face into a toilet lots back when i was an amateur alcoholic.

When you reach pro status you no longer do that.