Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 09, 2017

their nephew is missing? oh, wait… son

Depends.

So…. Tony is asking, today….

“Do you?”

Gosh, Tony.

Some things I do; some things I don’t do.

But ..oh… wait…..

you mean so I know where my dependent is…..

I can’t say yes or no to that, I’m afraid….

Since I’ve never had a dependent….

and if I did. he or she would be waaaay to old to have to keep reporting to Mommy about his/her whereabouts.

Is that a “no?”

Tony asked, about 11 hours ago

Do you?

Asleep behind me, waiting for me to start breakfast

Nope

No clue where dependent (cat) is right now. Probably doing her property patrol.

I don’t have a dependent that I’m aware of.

Wait till the tv goes to Station ID and demands you put your ID up to the screen like in a recent Ziggy.