Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 27, 2017

I think Elliot is one of those slow children… slow in the mind!

He’s so slow, he’s barely moving.

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago What’s your sign?

@Tony

Ophiuchus. Pretty cold in winter.

And Ox.

This one’s kinda nice: ∫

Could even be an integral part of my name:

∫usan ∫unshine

My sign says: “Do not talk to me before my 1st coffee!”

“Just stir, do not shake”

“I can only please one person a day.

Today’s not your day.

Tomorrow isn’t looking good either."

Mine says “Oh, what a power is motherhood!”

“Us fast kids” – funniest thing that kid has ever said.

My sign could easily be the same as Say What Now?.

“Slow children ahead’, is that a denigration of our educational system.

I always thought those signs were stupid. How about “Children-Drive Slowly”?