Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 30, 2018

good luck, Spork, finding some girl with whom to dance… specially slow dance

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

Clubbing who now?

Whom or what? – At his luck with women, he’ll literally need a club to get one – preferably long-haired; makes dragging to his cave easier.

No seals; that zoo is closed at night.

Just how old are Peter and Peggy?

I’ve always assumed they’re not much over half my age…..

but I’ve known what “going clubbing” means since….

well, probably since before they were born.

I’m too old to have ever been “clubbing”, but I do know what it is.

I had friend that traveled to Alaska to hunt grizzly bears with a club. He was successful.Of course, there were 20 people in the club and they all had rifles.

Er, Uh, Mickey Mouse club??? That was the first club for me on TV!!!

When did Spork get a job?

Spork joined a club?

There are some politicians who would be greatly improved by a good clubbing.

@Tony: So you don’t know what ‘clubbing’ means either?