Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 28, 2018

The “whoop, whoop”, if you ask me, might jinx the team of losing the playoffs.

We’re all dying to hear just what team Elliot is on.

And at what position.

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Up high or down low?

Ask me later – my laptop lost its password-folder.

Woop woop.

My interpretation of down low could lead to the kind of whoopy I have no interest in.

Neither. Purell.

I’ll keep my hands to myself.

Is this a rap song you are trying to write, Tony???

I just don’t like the mental image forming down there…

What a big whoop.

no one else thought maybe juggalos?