Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 05, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    If she won the lottery with that ticket, I think she wouldn’t buy flowers with the ticket’s winnings.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    Tony’s QOTD Flowers or chocolates?

    Flowers definitely. Chocolates can get you into trouble. Especially if you’re trying to say you’re sorry for your answer to “Does this make me look fat?”

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Neither. And I don’t do lottery tickets either!

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    Tigressy  over 5 years ago

    “OK; I’ll try to return them and get the ticket.”

    Telling the staff what she just told him, it might even work.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Flowers or chocolates? Since you’re offering, I’ll take the chocolate please.

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    Tigressy  over 5 years ago

    Dinner.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Flowers always blooms your fortune with a woman!!!

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    My mama didn’t raise a complete dummy. BOTH

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Either way he’s probably not going to get lucky.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Amazing what you can get for a few dollars today. Back in the 60’s and 70’s flowers cost an arm and leg. World trade works wonders.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Flowers usually last longer than chocolates do.

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