Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 12, 2023

Tony asked

Soup or salad?

Soup in general, but a decent salad isn’t bad, either.

I have a question, too: What’s the main course?

He’ll run out of superlative adjectives sooner or later.

It depends on the soup. Chicken noodle soup almost always makes me feel better.

…shapely…great hips…kissable lips…smooth skin……..wanna go upstairs?

Next move is yours Girl ….

keep digging

…too late…

He’s talking about other wives that came before you, I mean other people’s wives. Dang this hole is getting deep.

how long is this charade going to last? until he goes into the doghouse (they don’t have a dog though)?