Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 12, 2023

Get a life

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

What’s your plan?

Since our plans are almost every time crushed into smithereens: Why bother making them anymore?

you’re a teenage boy, go to your bedroom

Stick ‘em where the sun don’t shine.

Do what we did before there were phones or the internet. Twiddle ’em.

Take a minute or two and you will think of “Thumb-thing.”

Yeah, my dad always had a substitute activity if he’d run out of patience with me and taken away my radio or something. Usually such pleasant tasks as cleaning out the grease trap, shoveling out the barn, etc. There wouldn’t have been any question as to what I was supposed to do with my thumbs.

The first sign of recognizing that you may be obsessed with your device….

twiddle

Hitchhike. Keep hitching until you find yourself hiding behind the chainsaws from a guy in a white mask named Mike.

Sad but true!

Time to hone your survival skills.

1. Spread your legs.2. Put your hand under your ar5e with thumb up3. Sit quickly.4. Repeat for other hand