Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 16, 2024

Nothing wrong with a good Birthday suit.

Oh Pete you always put your foot in your mouth!

Better on or off?

Elliot stays with a friend tonight – so just cancel whatever appointment you have because you have to stay in bed…

They always look better off :)

He’s saying. you look fat in both dresses

I think Peg looks very nice.

Stop digging when you’ve hit bedrock, don’t start to tunnel.

Just say that you want her…..

You say it best when you say nothing at all.

Best to keep quiet…….

They always look best when off!

as somebody said (it’s debated) … “Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt”

She’s going out with the girls. His observations won’t be worth a nickel compared to the ones she gets from the guys tonight.

Never say, “That one’s nicer.” Say “I like that just a bit more than the other, but I like them both.” She looks good in everything. Don’t make judgment, just give an opinion. And be willing to accept her wearing the one you like less.