Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 06, 2024

At least he doesn’t put the nozzle in his mouth

Do you do that?

We don’t use that kind of stuff… At least the nozzle is far away from his mouth. But he should clean them both afterwards anyways. Thoroughly. And change his shirt.

I’m a real connoisseur of cheeze in a can, and yes, in between making flowers and borders around crackers, I get my fix directly from the source from time to time.

Fat free cream is an oxymoron.

Reminds me of an old joke…

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him it’ll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak. When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, “well, it looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin says, “no, that’s just a bit of ice cream.”

I do the same thing, right from the can into my mouth. Gotta love it!!!

Peter, now you need a bath.

Arggghhhhhh…….

I think you would need a PHd in Chemistry to decipher the list of ingredients.

wait …you mean… there’s another way to eat it??

I love it!

Now take a swig outta the milk carton to wash it down.

No, I put it in a bowl. I try not to buy it. If it’s in the house, I have far less will power.

I’m with Pam. That is gross.

They make some out of real cream, and it’s very good.