Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 14, 2013

I see Melody wants to talk about their relationship again

This is why Twitter was invented; to sort out the ones who have way too much time on their hands.

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♞ in the rat race

If he does this tomorrow while running the Boston Marathon it will surly cost him a first place finish!!

I think you’d run faster on all fours. Of course, you’d have to carry the phone in your mouth, and that’s germy.