Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 03, 2021

If you buy one, you’ll get it for free after you’ve paid!

clever

Ah! TWO NUMBERS for the price of ONE! ;D

I hate when things are reduced. Especially clothes. Because then I have no chance of fitting into them anymore.

One of Samson’s best.

this is the most sense Horace has made lately ;+)

If they don’t work out, can he exchange them for a 3?

It’s good that they’re pairing 1 and 2. Ordinarily, 1 is the loneliest number.

So what happens with BOGOs (buy one get one free)? Do you pay for it or is it free? (Hmmm. Maybe they refund your money after you’ve paid, thus also making it free? That would work, right?)

Thought you’d want a four, horse man.

What a great offer!

I always thought that was some idiom about the children of Rachel and Yaqov (Jacob’s trouble) which meant buy Benyamin, get his brother Yoseph free.