Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 29, 2024

I’m so confused.

The first step is easy. It’s the remaining 1,999,999 steps or so that get you.

I find this Confucing.

CONFUCIUS !!!

Gesundheit!

XD!!

“Simon says” ! “Simon”! Geez!

Korn-fused Confucius: Thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion.

International Confuse-Us Day.

If there’s a crack, Dave will break his mother’s back.

“But I would walk five hundred miles

And I would walk five hundred more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

To fall down at your door" (The Proclaimers)

He must know Simon!

That’s a real rascule!

Confucius says,short man who dances with tall woman, gets bust in mouth.

Um, Dave? I think your left shoe (sneaker?) is untied…

A truly wise old man would say that a journey of a thousand miles begins after a stop at the restroom. Usually ends that way too…

So, Dave – that means you don’t have to go on that 1,000 mile journey.

Man who walk like hell, bound to get there …!

Heh, when I visited the Internet Anagram Server a few minutes ago, it gave me a Confucius quote. That site picks quotes at random from many sources.

Confucius say, you put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey for a thousand miles, that’s what it’s all about! (Musical notes here.)

I got in my 5 miles yesterday. I fluctuate between 1 and 7 miles a day depending upon what I’m up to. I think I’ve gone at least a thousand miles so far in my live.

It’s also coffee day. Some jitters to go with your zen. :)