Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for September 28, 2018

They would compost a body by spring.

Reminds me of a story by Roald Dahl where a murder victim is hidden in a bale. I think it was a square one though, but it would probably work with a cylindrical one too.

What mom didn’t tell you is that zombies sleep in those rolls after they eat children’s brains.

Everybody knows that they’re unripened marshmallows. They shrink and whiten as they dry and cure.

Thanks for that one mom. And I wanted to be a farmer!

Those hay rolls are illegal now. The FDA said that the cows weren’t getting a square meal. HA!!! That joke just gets funnier every time that I tell it.

I tell kids they’re giant Rolls before broken down to itty bitty ones.

Sounds more like something a father would say