Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 13, 2020

That pun was just a little to much for Lil.

He’s lucky he isn’t smelling his esophagus!

lil gave him a cow poke…

I’d like to have Lil as my grandma. I would learn a lot about how to handle people and life.

This is udderly ridiculous.

WOW just wow! remind me never to speak to Lil until I check out her mood ring LOL

We all have a uvula …..it’s close to the epiglottis

I ruminated over it.

Herman! … doing his impression of COWard … and bringing a whole new meaning to “In your face” …!

I’m probably one of the few people in the world without a uvula. About 30 years ago, I was going to get a C-PAP machine to help me breathe at night when I went to sleep. But I didn’t like the idea. I asked the doctor “Any alternatives?” He said surgically remove your uvula, but it probably wouldn’t work. I had the operation done. Doctor was correct. It didn’t work. I started using the C-PAP. Still use it. Doesn’t bother me at all. And removing my uvula didn’t have any side effects, either good or bad.

Apparently, Lil got Mad Cow Disease… ☺

That’s what you get for trying to milk that one.

I don’t think he found this joke very tasteful

I think this was just tongue, in cheek.