Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 10, 2020

“Jack Sprat could eat no fat.

His wife could eat no lean.

But, together both,

They licked the platter clean."

Cheater Darla sounds like she would partner up well with Thin-as-a-rail Charles who is a vegetarian. ;)

I would be happy to provide that service, and you wouldn’t even have to wind me up. In fact, I’m getting all wound up just thinking about it.

Much better than “Porch Smoker Nikki.” She brings that awful smell right back in with her.

We once had a cat, that once you wound it up, would wreak havock on everything.

Oy!

Well, I’m enjoying this week, but do they still do this stuff with dolls? I am way ignorant of the toy market these days.

“Hey I didn’t eat your stikin’ Oreos!” “Ask Darla.”

Cries real crocodile tears! ☺

Blink and they’re gone.

Could be helpful for folks really trying to lose weight.

“Magic in the Water”

Darla = Double Stuffed …(too late?)