Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 15, 2023

Lil’s got her knockers out

Don’t knock it, it may knock back!!!

I have a smartphone with a telephone bell ring tone.

That’s two words.

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad you opened the door?

Who’s there?

Gene Wilder – as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein- said it best, “What knockers!”

I always wanted to get one that would yell “Someone’s at the door!” when the button was pushed.

Ring Doorbell Cameras + AI = ability to tell you Who’s There …!

( cue the Twilight Zone theme here )

a doorbell that sounds like someone rapping really hard on a wooden door with their knuckles – and I don’t mean gangsta

“The Bells! The Bells!” ♫

“Twink-EEE!” ♫

who’s there?