Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 22, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  9 months ago

    From Not Always Right: Well, Color Me Stupid

    I am bringing a glass of Moscato and a glass of Chardonnay to a table.

    Me: “Here are your wines. This one is the Chardonnay because it’s lighter. Enjoy!”

    Before I can walk away, the customer picks up both of them at the same time and shouts at me.

    Customer: “Hey! Are you trying to trick us? They weigh the same!”

    Customer’s Friend: “Oh, my God, [Customer], he meant the color!”

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Maybe a few tumbles in the dryer will help…

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    KEA  9 months ago

    flashing back to snowy wet mittens… brrrr

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 9 months ago

    I remember an episode of Route 66, where guys were in a laundromat taking rides in the dryers

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    Howard'sMyHero  9 months ago

    Sid meant to say brrrbon …!

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