The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 27, 2012

Yuk, yuk, Dale, the joke’s on you!

Voir Dire – Interviewing for the job you don’t want.

And yet ignorance runs rampant in this croud.

I’m surprised Marlene can even say “voir dire.” Of course, she probably thinks you spell it “vwar dear.”

I’m sure Burl will easily get off jury duty with the excuse that it pays too little.After all, he’s used to the salary he draws as a high power executive at the storage company.

The finials are back…. and NOT Find-Its today.

It’s probably a random placement, but it amuses me that the word “Bust” ended up right over Burl’s moobs.

Mornin’ Crustwood!

Can you imagine being on trial for your life and having one of these mental midgets on the jury?

Does Burl really have to pretend not to know anything?

Morning Crustwood!

Judge: “Has the jury reached a verdict?”

Foreman: “Yes your Honor”

Judge: “What do you find?”

Foreman: “That the juror named Dale is a moron and we reccomend he be locked up for the good of society in general”.

Well, they all should fit right in in Branson!

Voir dire /ˈvwɑr ˌdiər/ is a legal phrase that refers to a variety of procedures connected with jury trials…..The only time your jurors can give you their voices is during the jury voir dire ..

The above from memory…..Ha Ha Ha…. ! ! !

Been there, done that. Three days of voir dire on murder trial, and got picked as second alternate. Then ten days sequestered, sharing motel room with a stranger.

" I Saw what You Did……" Great old forgotten thriller from the early 60’s. Probebly hasn’t been on TV in years.

just sit there and twitch and see if that doesn’t disqualify you.Works like a charm for me