Well heck, you guys…do poor Burl and Joy have to wait till his body’s cold to get their fair share of his possessions?
I mean. what if somebody who doesn’t even know the poor guy gets there first?
Shouldn’t the people who actually knew the guy (and even showed up at his darn funeral just to prove it!) get the best deals?
What if there’s free coffee and donuts?Should they miss that too just to be part of a stupid line of cars?I mean, think about it, willya? A dead guy won’t care if they leave.Sheesh!
Ghouls, ghouls, ghouls.I’ll bet Burl pried out his gold teeth while “viewing” the deceased and Joy screened him from view. Everybody thought Burl was overcome with grief but he was busy.And after, at the estate sale, you can be sure that the Pennys were at the head of the line to eat the food others brought by.They’ll even “Sit Shiva” to get extra time to filch stuff and eat more food.
Should the graveside service wrap up in a timely manner what is to prevent the last car in the procession from stopping to gather the flowers they were just gonna throw out anyway?
The memorial luncheon….what about the memorial luncheon?.If he’s forgoing that for the estate sale it would indicate that there is a real bargain Burl wants. Best case for them is that they’ll get fed while the sale is going on…..plus if it’s a weekday Burl and Verl are missing work. .TRIFECTA!!!
Hey, I wonder if they’ll take that nifty flag home while they are at it? They can use it while in the future, if case they get stopped by another funeral procession, they can cut in and keep going – run red lights too!
Burl gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror and says" Me, Me, Me and only Me" I bet they only went to the furneral to get to the food afterward, and to have an Estate sale too. What a perfect day. They don’t even care who died! Spritz, spritz, the new aerosol cans of Brain Bleach are so handy!
2old2read…. shhhh …We’re really glad you like it…but you’re a beta tester….We’re launching the product later this week, or as soon as the label design gets final approval.
I LOVE it Susan! My new group for hawk afficionados in FB is doing great and I may be moving back to the Chicago area for an extended stay (years) because Bob has a good business and is happy to have only the customers who are happy with his work and just has enough work to be busy but not overworked. I love that he has that and would never make him lose that. There is something special about only being with him when it will be truly special, so I’d rather have that little efficiency apt next door to Whole Foods if I can get enough work to pay for it. Wish me luck!
Totally! That can keep all the magic in our relationship. Living together could become too mundane. Having multiple orgasms every night and mornings is worth keeping just far enough to make a little more effort worthwhile. We were together all but the 2 nights that my kids insisted on my visiting them. The very last day before I returned we shared his bed even before and after a great hearty breakfast.
margueritem about 12 years ago
Ah, the warmth, the milk of human kindness, such a class act.
Laura Gildwarg about 12 years ago
Greedy Burl! That’s just MEAN!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well heck, you guys…do poor Burl and Joy have to wait till his body’s cold to get their fair share of his possessions?
I mean. what if somebody who doesn’t even know the poor guy gets there first?
Shouldn’t the people who actually knew the guy (and even showed up at his darn funeral just to prove it!) get the best deals?
What if there’s free coffee and donuts?Should they miss that too just to be part of a stupid line of cars?I mean, think about it, willya? A dead guy won’t care if they leave.Sheesh!
mikie2 about 12 years ago
Ghouls, ghouls, ghouls.I’ll bet Burl pried out his gold teeth while “viewing” the deceased and Joy screened him from view. Everybody thought Burl was overcome with grief but he was busy.And after, at the estate sale, you can be sure that the Pennys were at the head of the line to eat the food others brought by.They’ll even “Sit Shiva” to get extra time to filch stuff and eat more food.
I have toenails on my fingers! about 12 years ago
Should the graveside service wrap up in a timely manner what is to prevent the last car in the procession from stopping to gather the flowers they were just gonna throw out anyway?
InTraining about 12 years ago
The real problem here seems to be with the deceased’s relatives….. ! ? !
finale about 12 years ago
The memorial luncheon….what about the memorial luncheon?.If he’s forgoing that for the estate sale it would indicate that there is a real bargain Burl wants. Best case for them is that they’ll get fed while the sale is going on…..plus if it’s a weekday Burl and Verl are missing work. .TRIFECTA!!!
gmforde about 12 years ago
No respect for the dead. Please pass the brain bleach!
PoodleGroomer about 12 years ago
That is not an estate sale. That was referred to as a “rag pulling”.
Hussell about 12 years ago
Hey, I wonder if they’ll take that nifty flag home while they are at it? They can use it while in the future, if case they get stopped by another funeral procession, they can cut in and keep going – run red lights too!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 12 years ago
Burl gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror and says" Me, Me, Me and only Me" I bet they only went to the furneral to get to the food afterward, and to have an Estate sale too. What a perfect day. They don’t even care who died! Spritz, spritz, the new aerosol cans of Brain Bleach are so handy!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
2old2read…. shhhh …We’re really glad you like it…but you’re a beta tester….We’re launching the product later this week, or as soon as the label design gets final approval.
vldazzle about 12 years ago
I LOVE it Susan! My new group for hawk afficionados in FB is doing great and I may be moving back to the Chicago area for an extended stay (years) because Bob has a good business and is happy to have only the customers who are happy with his work and just has enough work to be busy but not overworked. I love that he has that and would never make him lose that. There is something special about only being with him when it will be truly special, so I’d rather have that little efficiency apt next door to Whole Foods if I can get enough work to pay for it. Wish me luck!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Dazz — you’d move all that way and not live with him??
vldazzle about 12 years ago
Totally! That can keep all the magic in our relationship. Living together could become too mundane. Having multiple orgasms every night and mornings is worth keeping just far enough to make a little more effort worthwhile. We were together all but the 2 nights that my kids insisted on my visiting them. The very last day before I returned we shared his bed even before and after a great hearty breakfast.