The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 28, 2012

That Jer, he’s so clever, or Verla is so stupid, or both…

Derp-dee-doo, Verl.

Or Verla could be rather a mistress of sarcasm.

It’s a Crustwood IQ test.

If Verl were….oh… maybe 47% smarter my first thought would be that she’s being sarcastic.

She’ll prove to be smarter than I think if she doesn’t go in and turn her suit around to check.Next best, she does, but looks in the mirror and thinks “No way.”

The next intelligence test question will be answered by whether she walks outside with it on backwards to ask the others.

Lowest score of all: if she just assumes Jerry is right and wears it backwards no matter what she sees in the mirror.

Meanwhile….I’ve heard of eyes in the back of your head but… yikes.

Pacopuddy, dear…. just sit in one of those chaise lounges and close your eyes. Be calm.

I’ll go get you a nice cold washcloth and a wee cup of Brain Bleach…. my treat.

Jerry’s hair looks reversible.

Now we see Jerry’s patient and keenly executed seduction. Confuse Verl with off handed shiny bracelets so she won’t know which way is which.. then pounce!

Hey Verl! I bet you can’t touch your elbows behind your back.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My eyes, my eyes!

Jerry’s necklace is now permanently entwined to his chest hairs; he’ll never lose it..This is still a “merciful” picture since Jer ISN’T wearing last year’s Halloween Costume……sorry Marg and SS…..that one hasn’t rinsed out yet.

I hope there’s enough of that brain bleach to go around.

if verl back fires she will blow that place apart

My nickle bets she goes in and turns it inside out.

OMG! Can’t look at it long enough to find the find it.

Susan, send brain bleach!! Quick!!!

the (hideously) practical side of it is in another 10 or 20 years, it’ll probably fit better turned around.

If her bust is as low as her butt, it will look the same.

My eyes! MY EYES!!!!

Yuck. I predict a huge demand for Brain Bleach today.

Back fat! Aauugghh! I’ve spritzed so much Brain Bleach around that my computer is now white.

Please don’t do it. The world is not ready for that.

Thanks Debbie, and welcome!!

I’m with you on the forgetting thing. LOL