The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 29, 2012

Why isn’t that pool overflowing:

Well, yeah. I’d feel good too if people were having a good time at my pool party. Sooo, what’s about today? Although I really, really don’t want Verla to wear her thong—the backless suit the other day was bad enough.Jerry’s probably still having palpitations about it. I wonder if he’s reached the four-hour limit. (If I hit four hours, I wouldn’t call the doctor, I’d call Letterman!)

Hmmmmm… That’s not a jacuzzi, so why all the bubbles? Er…NEVERMIND!

Disclaimer:

“S.S. Party” does not have now, and has never had, anything to do with ME.

The complete fall catalog of both traditional and new “Marg and Susan’s Super_Strength Ultra Brain Bleach” products is now available…and just in the nick of time!

Liquid, powder, spray…and even our new, handy, take-anywhere 20mg sublingual tablets, or order the 40mg extra strength for only $4 more.

The EPA says that pool water will have to be barreled up and taken to an approved storage site.

Not one person in that pool is facing any other person.

This may induce a nightmare but thinking Jeris the guy closest to the speedo.

And for lunch, she’ll be serving…………. soup?(Avoid the chunks.)

I hope they are all wearing their Depends

Sounds like I missed something yesterday by not checking out the comics; I’ll go read that one now. We’ve been too busy Skyping and he wants to sing a duet with me online. He chose “All I Ask of You”; I had not heard it before but I like it too tho’ key is a little high for me now.

Glad I went back; yesterday’s was funnier and the comments too. And my man says the only “V” he needs is me ;-D How about brain bleach for THAT!

Where are the happy people??

Before I read the" find it" I thought the “apparatus” with the Speedo was a “grab claw” like you see in arcades to lift these lard-a**es in and out of the pool.. This whole picture is really too disturbing to continue to comment on. BLISTER PACK PLEASE!

I’m thinking that’s Verl’s “other” bathing suit is hanging on the pole. Also wondering why everyone in the pool is wearing sunglasses? Obviously no one is there to swim except for Jer who looks like he could be making a move to check things out under water. Apparently Joy and Verl were told to stay out so the pool wouldn’t overflow.

Well look at all the blow up people floats.. Surely they don’t have that many friends. Notice Timmy and his mom isn’t there? Wonder why

Does anyone else think that the slogan on Verl’s tee shirt sound like a threat?

I’m sooo glad my Brain Bleach catalog came this morning. I’ll be busy ordering several of the products offered. Do the tablets come in fruit flavors? Just the thought of all those people in a pool that never gets drained…..do you have express delivery?

Hi again, Debbie. I think the suit is hanging from the pole, or whatever it is, on the side of the pool.

I left you a message on yesterday’s strip.