Wow…While Joy wastes scarce water washing the car, Burl raises a cloud of tiny dry grass clippings, covering its wet surface, and getting stuck in the baking sun…He then proceeds to set what’s left of the dry lawn on fire with a spark from the gas lawnmower.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend anyone yesterday with my call for Brain Bleach. I suppose my observations about the GBwOF are also off-limits, since it seems to be a recurring comment of mine. Same goes for missing finials. sigh So, in short, excuse me for living since I’m just an ambulatory cliche.
Purple Sky!Your unsolicited testimonials for Marg and Susan’s Ultra Super Strength Brain Bleach are always appreciated!
I have nothing against either of yesterday’s complainers, but they never comment here…. so why they feel they can tell the “regulars” what not to say is a bit beyond me.
We welcome everybody here, and not just those who do or don’t enjoy brain bleach….so go ahead and join us, you guys…You don’t have to talk about the green blouse…..The only rule, as far as I’m concerned, is “Show courtesy to other posters.” ….Do be sure you follow that one.
Meanwhile…. a free shot of M&S USSBB all around….and I want to assure everybody that the Christmas catalogue, coming to your mailboxes around November 1st, will be full of amazing gifts…Yes, Toenails, including mugs, carafes, bleachpots and cozies for home and travel, and for every sort of decor.
BTW pipeline service is available from our wholesale department…we have a crew of pipeline installers, or you can provide your own set-up.
We can also hook up to your previous installation, if you have been receiving another brand of brain bleach, or hot or cold running soup or chocolate.
An inspection from our engineers would be required, and a small set-up fee….and we do NOT recommend using lines that have ever held gas, kerosene, or any other non-potable substances.
No, wait….I might be wrong on that!!! There are over 1300 medals missing from the Chicao Marathon and the Pennys have a car loaded with suitcases…..hmmmm……..and Burl was wearing his running shorts last week. It is possible that they will be driving to a non-descript spot to meet up with a “fence”? (Or run into a fence)..I shall make an anonymous call and drop dime on Burl……anonymously……..don’t tell! Hope there’s a reward.
It is so good to know ussbb is such a hit, Its availability in my area is such a blessing. I love the dispenser I received from X-Tech. The automatic delivery every week is a trememdous blessing. Thanks Susan and Marge.
ever notice the carts never have dirty (or clean) glasses or coffee decanters on them? abc did an expose’ recording them wiping them out with dustrags and window-cleaner spray. and how many thousands of folks have nightdrooled or snotted on those pillows and bed covers? eewwww.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Wow…While Joy wastes scarce water washing the car, Burl raises a cloud of tiny dry grass clippings, covering its wet surface, and getting stuck in the baking sun…He then proceeds to set what’s left of the dry lawn on fire with a spark from the gas lawnmower.
Triple score!Drought awareness trifecta!
And there’s a witness!The crown is his!
mikie2 about 12 years ago
Burl may have a point. I still think I might wake up someday and be tall, slender, young, rich, good-looking and a major stud.
Laura Gildwarg about 12 years ago
Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend anyone yesterday with my call for Brain Bleach. I suppose my observations about the GBwOF are also off-limits, since it seems to be a recurring comment of mine. Same goes for missing finials. sigh So, in short, excuse me for living since I’m just an ambulatory cliche.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Purple Sky!Your unsolicited testimonials for Marg and Susan’s Ultra Super Strength Brain Bleach are always appreciated!
I have nothing against either of yesterday’s complainers, but they never comment here…. so why they feel they can tell the “regulars” what not to say is a bit beyond me.
We welcome everybody here, and not just those who do or don’t enjoy brain bleach….so go ahead and join us, you guys…You don’t have to talk about the green blouse…..The only rule, as far as I’m concerned, is “Show courtesy to other posters.” ….Do be sure you follow that one.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Meanwhile…. a free shot of M&S USSBB all around….and I want to assure everybody that the Christmas catalogue, coming to your mailboxes around November 1st, will be full of amazing gifts…Yes, Toenails, including mugs, carafes, bleachpots and cozies for home and travel, and for every sort of decor.
BTW pipeline service is available from our wholesale department…we have a crew of pipeline installers, or you can provide your own set-up.
We can also hook up to your previous installation, if you have been receiving another brand of brain bleach, or hot or cold running soup or chocolate.
An inspection from our engineers would be required, and a small set-up fee….and we do NOT recommend using lines that have ever held gas, kerosene, or any other non-potable substances.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Mikie! You mean you’re…. not?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh…. and there’s a good chance Marg will be released … get home.. by the coming weekend, as she’s been a model…um… traveler.
These …er… trips take longer when Leaky isn’t around to cover her bail … I mean, to pick Marg and her husband up at the airport.
htownkev about 12 years ago
They sure do have a lot of stuff in the back seat for a one day trip.
x_Tech about 12 years ago
Brain Bleach Distribution (USA)
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
The grass is dead, you moron.
finale about 12 years ago
No, wait….I might be wrong on that!!! There are over 1300 medals missing from the Chicao Marathon and the Pennys have a car loaded with suitcases…..hmmmm……..and Burl was wearing his running shorts last week. It is possible that they will be driving to a non-descript spot to meet up with a “fence”? (Or run into a fence)..I shall make an anonymous call and drop dime on Burl……anonymously……..don’t tell! Hope there’s a reward.
missjunebug about 12 years ago
It is so good to know ussbb is such a hit, Its availability in my area is such a blessing. I love the dispenser I received from X-Tech. The automatic delivery every week is a trememdous blessing. Thanks Susan and Marge.
Spooky D Cat about 12 years ago
Bill and his family probably have a lot of laughs living next door to the Pennys.
dfowensby about 12 years ago
ever notice the carts never have dirty (or clean) glasses or coffee decanters on them? abc did an expose’ recording them wiping them out with dustrags and window-cleaner spray. and how many thousands of folks have nightdrooled or snotted on those pillows and bed covers? eewwww.