The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 09, 2012

He was hatless, repeat, the suspect was hatless.

His hair can’t be straight AND curly.

What did Verl notice?His good looks and his lack of a wedding ring…. and she’s wearing her lucky dice shirt.Is she desperate enough to hope he ….…wait…she goes with JERRY…so maybe even a handsome thief seems more desirable.Well, what doesn’t?

Since the ladies are describing the features that are important to them, one can only wonder how Jerry would describe the perp. Did he have rippling muscles? Strong shoulders? Powerful thighs? A large…?

And Ma in a mini dress, SHUDDDDDER. The perfect trio to describe someone they don’t know but want to..

I was thinking Ma had on an awfully short dress.

think he means perpetrator, (perp) a suspect would be someone in custody…

Joy is married to Burl. She wouldn’t know a single, defined chin and cheekbones if they came up and stared at her face.

Poor Verl; she’d settle for anything (even Jerry).

His crime was feeling up Ma. Quick, check the insane asylum and the the school for the blind. (Her real complain is the she yelled “Stop” and he did.)

Ma’s dress ! ! Brain Bleach concentrate. ASAP

Are those high “knee highs” or low “……………..” ?Oh I know…. it Depends…. !

Probably tried suicide when he got this call and figured out who the ‘victims’ were.

this reminds me of the news story of the SWAT team firing tear gas into a guys house and he was standing next to them the whole time, The perp is probably standing behind the cop. Those three wouldn’t know to stop thinking about themselves long enough to notice anything going on around them, and if ma’s dress doesn’t up sales of BB to record heights I don’t know what will.

Could be but, he will probably consider slashing his wrists after this ordeal!

Debbie — I see the Find-It right above Verl’s balloon.Was it cut off before?

Wonder why I never noticed…. I guess maybe I saw the eye and just assumed it was what we were looking for, silly me..