The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 06, 2013

She’ll be recording things in you Baby Book when you’re 45, Patty.

Baby book… OMG… I think we need another shipment of Brain Bleach, ladies.

It’s a family tradition…. Ma kept Verl’s baby book up-to-date till she was 48….

See?

Who knows how long she kept Joy’s.

Maybe she still does:

First baby.

Second baby sigh…. never mind….

First girdle.

First hot flash….

When did Patty lighten her hair?

And get giant glasses?

The Find-It is subtle today….but at least it’s there!

As for brain bleach… PurpleSky and Finale…I shipped you each two gallons, even though it’s in advance of your regular delivery date.Perhaps we need to increase your monthly orders.

BTW…. because it was mentioned here over the last few days…

Susan and Mrag’s S.S. Brain Bleach is mild and gentle…. and completely safe when used as directed.Even overdoses cause no permanent damage.

It doesn’t whiten anything…not teeth, not clothing, and not Patty’s hair (though I did send her a complimentary carton of the eggnog flavor to help her get through the holidays with Mom and Dad..

All it does is remove offensive or upsetting memories and images from the brain. It also protects against new ones being absorbed for about six hours after use.

Some untrue rumors are being spread.

Baby book?? I guess praising and giving “Good job Pattie” are not in her vocabulary!! I gave my daughter her book a few years ago. I see it’s still here. Better put it away again..Well at least Pattie turned out pretty smart. Wonder who heer father is..

Joy. Just. Doesn’t. Get. It.

Maybe Ma could record Patty’s first hair coloring to cover the early gray she’s getting for putting up with her parents. lol

I miss the CLOWN picture….. with his eyes rolling to the ceiling…… ! ! !

Maybe she should try using that “motivation” speech on her parents and relatives……Naaaa, what am I thinking??

Does she have a baby book for Burl, he is the biggest baby in that family more ways than one.

Susan,

When was your first brain-bleach experiment? Did it ‘enlighten’ you? Make you ‘light-headed?’ Did you start dreaming of white Christmases… or white weddings? Become a ‘light’ sleeper?

Don’t want to p’ you off so you’ll harm me… but if I have, can you at least wait to shoot until you see the ‘whites’ of my eyes?

Patty, turn around! I don’t remember what you look like. :)

Finale…I was also e-mailed about that strip…you poor F.M. fans!No one should have to see that, ever!

I just took them some BB chews… hope they still see it.

2Old…. indeed!Coming soon in liquid form:orange, watermelon and (by request) iced coffee

Also chicken soup and green tea, for serving hot ( easy with our hot/cold dispensers from x_Tech Industries… if we can find x_Tech.)

Chews in a new assortment of banana, peach, blueberry, cantaloupe and apricot,

Tablets in wintergreen.

Btcg … if you knew how hard it was to ruffle my feathers…. LOL

Susan, I’d like to add apricot and green tea to my regular order of Marge and Susan’s super brain bleach. Will the chewables fit in a Pez dispenser? or will X_Tech industries be coming out with a style all your own?